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Panty-less warning for Valentine’s day

By Edward Rajendra
http://www.dailychilli.com/news/2083-love-birds-may-go-panty-less

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Love birds are in danger of being trapped by the snoop squads of the Selangor Islamic Affairs Department (JAIS) this Valentine’s Day, but girls who go ‘commando’ (panty-less) may just get away with it.

Illustration by Zulhaimi bin Baharuddin

While female students in institutes of higher learning in Selangor are being encouraged by word of mouth or via the grapevine, electronic or otherwise, about not wearing panties on that day to express their love for their boyfriends, the JAIS officers are all worked up over these deviant acts.

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Jais director Datuk Mohamed Khusrin Munawi said he was disgusted by the promotion of such immoral activities.

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“Muslims must understand that Valentine’s Day is not for them. We will not allow Muslim students to be taken in by such celebrations that deviate from the teachings of Islam.

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“At this moment, we are unable to determine the source of the ‘no-panties movement’, but those encouraging such a culture are irresponsible,” he added.

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Khusrin said Jais officials would be checking budget hotels, malls and parks throughout Selangor on Feb 14 to ensure that Muslims behave themselves.

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“If we find unmarried couples together, they could be charged with committing khalwat (close proximity),” he said after a meeting at the state secretariat building in Shah Alam.

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He said lamps in public parks will be turned on to deter couples from using such areas for amorous interludes.

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“We also advise parents to ensure that their children are at home.”

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“We will also  check restaurants that offer candle-light dinners, as these often lead to possible sexual activities in budget hotels.”

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It is not known how a girl who is not wearing panties could be singled out.

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OK…..granted it’s pretty silly to be going panty-less just to show your love for someone……..and whoever thought of such crap is probably some sex-starved amphibian hiding behind some bushes at some escalator armed with a hand-mirror or camera phone……

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But for our country’s moral police to go jumping mad and issuing warnings about the evils of Valentine’s Day!!!??? Talk about “over-reacting” man……I mean, think about it for a minute here……if they wanted to, they can go panty-less any other day right? Or have romantic dinners, which will lead to indecent tyrsts at hotels, any other day too!!!

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So, basically, Valentine’s Day is a big No No!!?? Only for students or both students and adults? What about adults who are still students? And what about groups of friends who are single? And g-string thongs are almost panty-less u’know………is that acceptable?

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Sometimes, they really do give that impressions that they basically have nothing better to do……….

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By the way, does that mean the person lifting the skirts of a female passer-by, on the pretext of checking for immoral behaviour, would be less immoral than a couple sharing a meal in the open at a restaurant?

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Isn’t it just so awesome to see how progressed and developed this nation is, under the abled-hands of her civil servants……..